Worst Adoption/Clearance Finds

[mistressslime]

There’s always threads for amazing and beautifully poured inventory toys, but I thought a thread dedicated to the less fortunate ones might be fun.

Gonna start this off with an Archer in “Irritated Penis” coloration...

And a Mystic with an unfortunate-looking tip.


The yellow/brown + weird red-tip toys were apparently not a big hit either.

 

[ThatOtherGuy]

The yellow/brown + weird red-tip toys were apparently not a big hit either.

I don't get what the idea was there, but...

 

[Lapras_Lass]

If any toy would start a thread like this, it had to be the flayed penis! XD

 

[BonBon]

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The yellow/brown + weird red-tip toys were apparently not a big hit either.

I wonder if this was a practice at a marble for when the movie detective pikachu releases lol

 

[Lapras_Lass]

I wonder if this was a practice at a marble for when the movie detective pikachu releases lol

How very fitting... lol

 

[NyxErosophos]

Thank you for the "ugly" vanity thread.

 

[FoxyCatZaam]

This thread is already my new favorite thread ever, lol. That irritated looking Archer! omg

 

[mistressslime]

I think we can all agree the “smeared brown tip” is not a good look...Also, not really a clearance find but I feel like BD’s clown dicks deserve an honorable mention here:

 

[ThatOtherGuy]

I think we can all agree the “smeared brown tip” is not a good look...View attachment 5262View attachment 5261Also, not really a clearance find but I feel like BD’s clown dicks deserve an honorable mention here:
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[Phelvia]

I think we can all agree the “smeared brown tip” is not a great idea...View attachment 5261

Aw his colors reminds me of mixed metal i thought he was pretty

Lol that's why opinions are a thing



These color combos just really upset me lol.

(When I whip out my laptop/Flash drive I'll post the worst ones. I have a slew of pics I saved just because of the terrible combos)

 

[mistressslime]

These color combos just really upset me lol.

(When I whip out my laptop/Flash drive I'll post the worst ones. I have a slew of pics I saved just because of the terrible combos)

I think those are kind of funky and neat! The Bumble reminds me of an ugly watermelon, lol. I would love to see what else you have saved.
(Also, psst: you should add clown dicks to your color compendium, I don’t remember seeing them there)

 

[NyxErosophos]

I think those are kind of funky and neat! The Bumble reminds me of an ugly watermelon, lol. I would love to see what else you have saved.
(Also, psst: you should add clown dicks to your color compendium, I don’t remember seeing them there)

I too think the Bumble is interesting, but I don't *like* it...

 

[Phelvia]

I think those are kind of funky and neat! The Bumble reminds me of an ugly watermelon, lol. I would love to see what else you have saved.
(Also, psst: you should add clown dicks to your color compendium, I don’t remember seeing them there)

I definitely will! I have stuff saved since 2014! And let me tell you, I seen weird!

And good idea! I wasn't originally gonna include it because of it not being orderable but I guess it wouldn't be complete without it!

 

[Phelvia]

There were once ugly toys.
These toys were so ugly that everyone died.
The End.

So here is a few toys I have saved that once I looked at, I felt personally attacked.
Sorry for the awful quality, these pics wouldn't let me attach any better unless I shrunk it. I'll probably do individual pics next time.​

The Cole my BF dubbed "Day after Taco Bell green"...thanks buddy... :x
The Clayton was fine...until someone threw in there "Watersports Clayton". If I don't think about that...it's ok
That shade of green with that red highlight is the perfect color for that time of the month toying....​

 

[nyaraa]

Zombie horse dick. crazy.

 

[Lapras_Lass]

There were once ugly toys.
These toys were so ugly that everyone died.
The End.

So here is a few toys I have saved that once I looked at, I felt personally attacked.
Sorry for the awful quality, these pics wouldn't let me attach any better unless I shrunk it. I'll probably do individual pics next time.View attachment 5299​

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The Cole my BF dubbed "Day after Taco Bell green"...thanks buddy... :x
The Clayton was fine...until someone threw in there "Watersports Clayton". If I don't think about that...it's ok
That shade of green with that red highlight is the perfect color for that time of the month toying....​

That Flint looks like an accident at Home Depot. lol

 

[IggyZen]

This Demo....there's something about the colours that grosses me out.

 

[Lapras_Lass]

This Demo....there's something about the colours that grosses me out.

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"Used TP"

 

[mistressslime]

There were once ugly toys.
These toys were so ugly that everyone died.
The End.

Oh lordy those are freaky. There should be a ban on yellow and red highlights... unless you're into that, I guess.
Idk why but the Flint made me laugh. I think it's the mixture of it being a solid black, intimidating-looking toy but having a teeny pink pastel head for some reason.

 

[NyxErosophos]

Oh lordy those are freaky. There should be a ban on yellow and red highlights... unless you're into that, I guess.
Idk why but the Flint made me laugh. I think it's the mixture of it being a solid black, intimidating-looking toy but having a teeny pink pastel head for some reason.

Dainty dick tip.