Mate comes round for some chill hangouts cos it's his bday. We decide to go out and walk to the closest Macca's (McDonald's) to get some nuggets. We get maybe 100m from my unit and both get shat on by the same bird. Nothing is safe from the poop. Return to my unit for me to put my soiled clothes into a wash load then, because our unit has a teeny tiny water heater, had to make the drive back to his placeto wash our h