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Phelvia
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You have been cordially invited to high tea with the prince of the nearby providence. The prince enjoys having the occasional spontaneous party; sometimes it's high tea, other times it's something like a masquerade ball. While not everyone is invited, the invitation always says you can bring a plus one. Now my next question is, who's my plus one? (It's everyone. Just mind your manners 
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From the stock photo I only seen the thin purple line, I didn't know the other side would be so gorgeous. The stock pic kinda reminded me of a s'more with the brown or something gilded and fancy
Stock photo cause why not
)From the stock photo I only seen the thin purple line, I didn't know the other side would be so gorgeous. The stock pic kinda reminded me of a s'more with the brown or something gilded and fancy
Stock photo cause why not
Phelvia
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Today we have a...special guest appearance.
Sometimes we do things that make others go "wtf". Our guest today is a perfect example of this.
Without further ado, I present my fiance's "trophy dick" Spritz. It makes him happy for how terrible this thing's history is and he wanted me to do a...special shoot on here for it. I still can't believe he bought the damn thing.
OG stock image (seriously...how did this pass QC for a picture)
Remember when it made a reappearance? Apparently reddit remembered.
Cleaned pic
And the purpose of this shoot was to..."return it to it's original form"
Just like the OG stock pics now...free sprinkles and all
After making my fiance clean it...again... the very dirty Spritz is UV red and orange, and the peachy color is also a pearly red/pink.
Sometimes we do things that make others go "wtf". Our guest today is a perfect example of this.
I remembered it's original stock image from reddit circulated around...it came with...erm.."sprinkles" as the title said. My fiance and I found it (rightfully) disgusting.
A few weeks later I was looking for drop pictures and found a comment chain about this certain model making a reappearance. I told my fiance and he absolutely wanted this damn thing. I said no absolutely not, I will not spend even a penny on it. -_- Well...after a few hours it was ordered and he's now in possession of the very dirty Spritz.
A few weeks later I was looking for drop pictures and found a comment chain about this certain model making a reappearance. I told my fiance and he absolutely wanted this damn thing. I said no absolutely not, I will not spend even a penny on it. -_- Well...after a few hours it was ordered and he's now in possession of the very dirty Spritz.
Without further ado, I present my fiance's "trophy dick" Spritz. It makes him happy for how terrible this thing's history is and he wanted me to do a...special shoot on here for it. I still can't believe he bought the damn thing.
OG stock image (seriously...how did this pass QC for a picture)
Remember when it made a reappearance? Apparently reddit remembered.
Cleaned pic
And the purpose of this shoot was to..."return it to it's original form"
Just like the OG stock pics now...free sprinkles and all
After making my fiance clean it...again... the very dirty Spritz is UV red and orange, and the peachy color is also a pearly red/pink.
Phelvia
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Expedition Mitzutsune, aka the Bubble Dragon 
Recipe
Magenta and Yellow from Bubbly Fox faded, Neon purple and the White from Carrot Cake marbled.
Random Bite
I don't have a stock image since this was a custom but there was a twin of him that dropped yesterday and flopped for a nick.
Recipe
Magenta and Yellow from Bubbly Fox faded, Neon purple and the White from Carrot Cake marbled.
Random Bite
I don't have a stock image since this was a custom but there was a twin of him that dropped yesterday and flopped for a nick.
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Phelvia
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Welcome to another episode of cooking with Phelvia. Our special feature of the day is called Dildo Magick.
Today we are going to make something quite special.* First, gather a toy. In my case I grabbed my Nox. Next, get a whisk, wooden spoon, various mana flasks, dragon cream (not pictured) and a teaspoon of Dreamdrop crystals.
Next, drop the toy into your heated mAgIc cauldron
Add your liquid mana. Dump crystals and a good measure of dragon cream into your pot and stir.
Let sit for 20 minutes. Drain the pot.
*Results may or may not be real outside of my imagination and dreams.
Today we are going to make something quite special.* First, gather a toy. In my case I grabbed my Nox. Next, get a whisk, wooden spoon, various mana flasks, dragon cream (not pictured) and a teaspoon of Dreamdrop crystals.
Next, drop the toy into your heated mAgIc cauldron
Add your liquid mana. Dump crystals and a good measure of dragon cream into your pot and stir.
Let sit for 20 minutes. Drain the pot.
*Results may or may not be real outside of my imagination and dreams.
Phelvia
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There's an exclusive party this evening with a very limited guest list.
Events for the evening include a tour through a vineyard, dinner with cocktails at a mountain lodge, and a private screening.
Our guest list for this evening includes;
Auroreus (Trent)
Unag (Crash)
Udazos (Nox)
Events for the evening include a tour through a vineyard, dinner with cocktails at a mountain lodge, and a private screening.
Our guest list for this evening includes;
Auroreus (Trent)
Unag (Crash)
Udazos (Nox)
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