Chungler's Chodes.

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It's Time.​

http://imgur.com/a/vlVbbJZ
http://imgur.com/a/KPhaqVA

Updated collection photos! Realized I hadnt done an update since april so I had to fix that! This month is the first month ive bought toys in a looonnnnggg while. After my big purge and move I havent had time to really appreciate anything until now!

http://imgur.com/a/eYw6S9m

My signature has an up to date list of all my toys! That is 41 insertables and 19 penetrables! 3 toys are not pictured at the time of posting (m/m winstons tail, s/s slikk, and s/m jake) because they are customs or pending delivery and wont be here for a while (I will post about them as they arrive). Sorry for all the fuzz, im 100% certain there is misc debris on the toys in those pictures-quarantine has made it hard for me to clean all my toys at once 😔

http://imgur.com/a/HwmhHje

Full list of toys I own is roughly up to date in my signature. That's 40 insertables, 19 strokers, and a handful of teenies folks. I think its time for a WTS post.

The imgur link includes up close pics of interesting GITD/UV toys but other interesting toys will be individually posted about below when I get particularly passionate about it. I will also probably photograph new toys and post about them individually as they arrive instead of taking a new collection photo every time! If anyone wants to see something in particular, has a question, or wants a review let me know and I'll do my best to comply!
 
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Okay last post for today (sorry yall im just excited to yell about my collection lol) but I also want to give my rogue m/m xar the lime light by reposting some photos from reddit since he is one of my favorite toys due to his intensity in use and absolutely GORGEOUS coloration.

http://imgur.com/a/5UyleXv
http://imgur.com/a/P8GuXGX

He is a tarnished antique gold with some beautiful color shifting glimmer (if you look at the gif his head changes from gold to reddish to brownish depending on the angle). I remember wanting a m/m turquoise xar before seeing him in the drop. I was actually so attached to the idea of customing a turq that I watched this xar get put in someones cart... only for it to be dropped an hour later... and then carted again... and then dropped again. I found it a shame that such a pretty xar hadnt been bought by the 3 hour mark so I scooped him up! I was worried I wouldnt like him in person but he BLEW me away both in use and in apperance! He's definitely one of my favorite toys!!
 
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Two new toys I bought 2 weeks ago (clearance drop soft hunter and a second hand s/m stan)! Stan just arrived today so I snapped a pic!

http://imgur.com/a/QOvJJ8J

Wasnt planning on buying any more toys for a while but I have literally been wanting toys in these exact specs and colors since I started in this hobby! I also love the pour on hunter, his blue is slightly less saturated then most turquoise blues and it's adorable!
 
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Also, for those interested in seeing how I store my toys:

http://imgur.com/a/SPnu5si

Top shelf holds my pretty vaginal toys, second shelf holds my dual shafted and less pretty vaginal toys (which I also tend to use less rip), third shelf are my long boys and the pull out drawer is filled with my anal toys! There is one more drawer under that one that is currently filled with extra lube, business cards, stickers, and wrapping paper/bubble wrap for when I ship things. I keep my teenies and penetrables under a shoe rack in the sticker covered container from my header post! Definitely a bit tight on space in my long boy and anal toy sections but my top two shelves actually have space (theyre just messy because I didnt organize them very well for that pic lol)
 
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Custom limited RR styled Orc from EE arrived! (Limited because there is no uv orange or uv purple however, the translucent bits are violet GITD!)

http://imgur.com/a/2F480NB

Orc is one of my favorite toys-to the point where I ordered him in colors that are more appealing to me even though I usually hate having duplicate models! Legit this boy can make me nut in less then 5 minutes however I just wasnt enjoying his color scheme. Since he is my best feeling toy I wanted him to be one of my best looking toys too!

Edit: better gitd pics + normal light pics
 
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New toys! Ive been waiting and waiting and waiting to make a post with all my new boys at once since I already feel like im spamming the thread so... here it is! I dont plan on ordering anything else soon (covid and all that) so this should be the last update for a while which is why its a big one!

In the imgur link below you'll find (in order of arrival) aaaaaaa-
  • S/03 Thermochromatic Ymir from Hodgepodge Entourage
  • M/08 Frankenpour Spritz!
  • Uv Pocket Scallop from The Toy Sheep
  • M/05 Pastel rainbow GITD/UV Fighter from Pleasure Forge w/ SC
  • M/05 Ika w/ SC
  • S/05 Pridestreak Terra (with a few GITD beauty marks!)
  • Mini/03 GITD/UV Trex Packer
http://imgur.com/a/QxEgDuH

Beauty shots out of the way the spoiler contains my first impressions and thoughts! Im so sorry for the largo ass wall of text yall are about to see if you unhide it.

Ymir was a shock when he first arrived! He looked nothing like the etsy photos (which I suspect were reused over 3-4 different listings) and has proven to be a tough toy to change color. I had to legit put him in the freezer to get him half as dark as the etsy photos which is a shame because thats not something im willing to do everytime I want to play. I was expecting a galaxy dick but usually he is a super sparkly baby blue with hints of pink at the base which honestly... is a bit more my aesthetic and makes him a cute fairy dick! Im still not sold on him in use (tried him for both anal and vaginal and hes just so-so so far) but hes great for warming up!

Spritz is AMAZING! Not gonna lie I saw the color being made fun of on a discord server and opened up a BD clearance tab faster then fast. I knew when I saw that yellow/orange/pink combo that he'd be gorgeous in person and im so thankful that hes also perfect for me in use! Hes the only knotted toy ive actually actively loved for anal (barring scorch but I use him as a plug more then a thrusting/riding toy). When I first got him I was legit using him 2-3 times a day for about a week lol! Probably explains why my ass has been so loose recently.

I recieved and yeeted the scallop in less then a month. Probably my fastest record for toy reselling but, hey it just wasnt useful for me. Im not a teenie collector but I heard a rumor he was great for grinding against. Admittedly he did feel pretty nice but he was also awkward in use and one of my irl friends liked him more so I gifted him to them!

Im STILL not over this fighter 😭 I wasnt actively looking to buy anything from the drop he was in (Ive been on a PF strike because their customer service did me bad + black rainbow doesnt interest me and I wasnt sure about pastel rainbows) but I had been wanting a fighter since they were re-released and man, im so glad I waited for this one! I just love how the tight marbles unwind into the translucent silicone to create a milky effect! Additionally he is pretty brutal in use! Ive used filling toys before but ive never used a toy that was *the* definition of filling. Legit because hes so smooth, has a reverse taper, and the right amount of length for me to bottom out on he just puts pressure on everything at once. Its soooo intense for anal and great for edging vaginally! Everytime ive used him I keep thinking "okay hes just... there... maybe I need to switch toys to finish" and then out of no where he gives me a super intense body shaking orgasm!

I got ika in a trade with a wonderful user on reddit! They were super kind and Im really glad for the experience even if the toy isnt what I was expecting! Its gorgeous in person but something about the sounds ika makes during vaginal make me super self concious. I did want this toy for anal and it does a generally decent job at warmup but I actually just confirmed a trade for a m/m winstons tail since I LOVE my small winstons tail in use and Ika hasnt met my standards.

Terra has been a toy ive had my eyes on for a couple of months! This specific terra actually popped up in a BD inventory drop a month before I bought it! I originally saw it on reddit and loved the creamy pale colors, I thought I was crazy to see the same image pop up in a drop. Additonally, during that drop I almost missed this guy for a second time because I was super tempted by a s/m terra in its natural with SC. The SC was the only thing holding me back (theyre extra money that im unwilling to spend thanks to lust arts lol). Regardless this terra surprised me by being a pride streak of translucent white with silver dazzle on one side and translucent tan with gold dazzle on the other! It also has some GITD freckles that I find to be adorable! In use she is fantastic too, again I wasnt necessarily expecting to like her knot for anal but its the perfect size for easily popping in and out + the texture is wonderful!

I dont know where to begin with trex! Hes not a traditional toy in the sense that I bought him for packing but I honestly think hes wonderful? Hes a bit smaller then anticipated but so far thats perfect for his intended purpose! I dont anticipate wearing him all too often which is also part of the reason I got the smallest size available but I definitely wouldnt mind keeping him around just to squish and look at LOL. Hes just GORGEOUS, I'm heavily considering getting an erect version in the same colors since this custom came out better then I could have ever expected!

Aaannnyyyyways I'm going to work on taking a new family photo since ive acquired, sold, and trades a lot of toys since this thread was first made. Wish me luck 😔
 
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Aaaaannnd main post updated! In terms of numbers my collection hasnt really grown (40 toys last month as compared to 41 this month) but I do feel like my collection is smaller simply because I spent the last month selling off some of my Chonkers and replacing them with smaller toys. Shifting interests dictate that I'm not as into pushing myself vaginally but I am more interested in anal 🤷‍♂️

I also just realized I forgot to include my PF skull coins and TTS die because I tend to keep those with my TTRPG stuff LOL

Regardless im really satisfied with my collection rn! When quarentine is over I'll probably make a mass WTT post with a few of these toys because... more time at home means im getting a better feel for what toys im actually using... but for now im really happy to have this collection to keep me company while the world is on hold~
 
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Alright last of the toys actually arrived may 1st but ive been busy so heres the belated group pictures!

http://imgur.com/a/A6ahuYF

Left to right:
  • Os/S Fenrirsulfr from PFF
  • M/M winstons tail
  • S/S Slikk from TTC
  • S/M Jake from TTC

  • Fenrirsulfr is AMAZING! I managed to grab the exact one I wanted in the last drop which I am still so thankful for! He was well worth the wait both in terms of how he feels inuse and how he looks in person! S2g he might be my new favorite double shafted toy, dont ve surprised if you see my other DS toys ufs soon because of that green bastard 👀
  • I was really excited for winstons tail but I didnt realize he had such intense printer texture when I traded for him :/ He serves a purpose and I love the yellow but im not sure I'll be keeping him around much longer because the texture isnt very comfortable even with a shitton of lube.
  • Slikk was a major surprise!! That particular one had been sitting around in TTCs inventory for about a month and I adored the colors but wasn't sure about the specs. Due to the corona virus discount I went balls to the walls, bought him, and I couldnt be more pleased! Not only was the UV an AMAZING surprise but, he is also unexpectedly great for vaginal? I bought him for anal stretching but still havent gotten around to using him anally because everytime I pull him out I remember how good he is vaginally and... get side tracked... I hated ika and I dont like soft toys for anal so I was a bit worried but slikk is awesome!
  • Jake was a custom forbidden fruit color! I found out about fantasy toys in 2017 thanks to ttcs tide pod jokes and although I didnt start buying anything until 2019 the coloration has stuck. I wanted a smaller plug then my XL roc egg so I got a small jake and knocked out two birds with one stone! He doesnt tie well and doesnt function as a plug for me but I am not quite ready to yeet him since 1. The coloration is gorgeous and 2. Lately I havent been toying as much so having a small toy with a thicc knot has been really nice since im not as stretched as usual. I might have to custom a size up though since idk if the novelty will last. Also! The last gif! Jake doesnt have a built in suction cup but for some reason he sticks really well to smooth surfaces LMAO!
 
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New photos for spooky month 👉👈

Might have jumped the gun a bit since I have 2 toys on the way (maybe more? A friend said he was potentially sending some gifts LMAO) but it had been way too long and I was really excited to show off!
 
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