Which toy looks the WORST to you, aesthetically?

[Vitani]

What are some toy models you just look at, and say 'absolutely not.'

For me it is:

Terra (gross and ouch is all I think of)
Nocturne (I feel like I would like this one significantly more if it wasn't at the stupidest possible angle for no reason?????)
Blaze ( )
Austin (It looks like poop. I'll say it)

They are just so ugly, I could never get past it.

 

[DocMordecai]

I think a few that stick out to me are:

Hunter (Not a fan of the bubbly textures :c )
Stan (looks like a weird arm)
Demon Dick (That tip looks so painful!)
and Kelvin (Always puts me off, just the overall shape and angle of the toy really seems uncomfy)

And one of the mildly off-putting ones, but not quite "abosolutely not" category is
Ky'el (ONLY because the balls throw me off- I love the look of the shaft- might actually buy one...)

I also agree with Austin! I never really cared for that design x(
I was surprised by Blaze- I ended up with one and, while I am not head-over-heels for the look, the actual ride isn't bad

 

[Vitani]

I can understand that about Ky'el. I love his base/balls, but they are quite unique. A blend of feline with human, which is why I think it works so well.

Blaze....I feel like I'd like the look of it a lot more if it wasn't so oddly smooth/look like it was inflated like a balloon???? It's actually the toy that made me quit this hobby for awhile lmao. When it was released is when I basically realized that BD has lost it's OG charm for good and I got pretty salty over it.

 

[Phelvia]

Baron is super unappealing to me and Tempestt looks BD wanted to make one of their own toys look like knock-off of itself

 

[Vitani]

Baron is super unappealing to me and Tempestt looks BD wanted to make one of their own toys look like knock-off of itself

omg, you are so right about Tempestt.
I couldn't put my finger on what about it looked off to me, but you nailed it. It just doesn't look as on par with some of their other recent releases, and more like a more novice fantasy toy shop design, 100%. (Seraphina is beautiful though, I wish my body liked equine models/blunt heads -sobs- )

 

[DocMordecai]

Baron is super unappealing to me and Tempestt looks BD wanted to make one of their own toys look like knock-off of itself

I definitely agree about Tempestt- it's a very un-inspired design!

I can understand that about Ky'el. I love his base/balls, but they are quite unique. A blend of feline with human, which is why I think it works so well.

Blaze....I feel like I'd like the look of it a lot more if it wasn't so oddly smooth/look like it was inflated like a balloon???? It's actually the toy that made me quit this hobby for awhile lmao. When it was released is when I basically realized that BD has lost it's OG charm for good and I got pretty salty over it.

I think I will have to order a Ky'el and see if the balls throw me off as much in person as they do from the photos I don't think they will be a deal-breaker though c:

As for Blaze, I never gave him too much thought- I think my initial thoughts on his design were that it looks weird and that it probably would be uncomfortable. The one I had I received as a gift from my fiance at the time and, while I wasn't in love with the look, the toy itself worked out well for me. Never thought of him as balloon-like, but now I can see it As far as BD losing its' OG charm, I have been pretty salty with them for a while now...it's been hard to come back to the community! I don't recall a specific toy being the reason I left though x( Just overall business practices and changes and how "corporate" they were (and are) becoming which made me leave for a bit..I miss their small business feel quite a bit! They just don't care about their community anymore it seems

 

[Sierra]

Damn I like the design of all of those ones to each their own I suppose.

The only one from BD that really throws me off is the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu. I don’t want it’s beady little eyes staring at me while I use it also the signature colors they chose for it are just a bit too much for me personally.

most of BD designs I either love or am just neutral but that cuttlefish one just scares me lmao

 

[sorenpanda]

i hate tempestt's design so much it looks almost gorey to me, idk i cant explain
and then blaze and baron. baron just looks gross
personally i love ky'els balls so much lol he has a cute little cock ring around them, which is why they look a bit weird

 

[Honeysuckle]

I’m notoriously picky but I have changed my mind on some… that being said I think Stan is probably the ugliest model to me. Some of the others that aren’t my jam I can see what they were going for in either aesthetic, design, utility, etc, but Stan? I feel like is objectively unpleasant to look at

There’s plenty others I find uninspired or gross looking, but again, I can usually understand the point of appeal. Any Stan stans want to enlighten me?

 

[JonAtSurvey]

I’m notoriously picky but I have changed my mind on some… that being said I think Stan is probably the ugliest model to me. Some of the others that aren’t my jam I can see what they were going for in either aesthetic, design, utility, etc, but Stan? I feel like is objectively unpleasant to look at

There’s plenty others I find uninspired or gross looking, but again, I can usually understand the point of appeal. Any Stan stans want to enlighten me?

I love the muscles and veins on Stan, I don’t think any other toy from BD has them that defined, and they feel pretty awesome too. Now that one thing that bothers me about it it’s the curve, too curvy, lol, and the head is too big. But the muscle look is bad ass, Beowolf from Hankey has a similar look/Feel , and my own Cygnus was inspired by it. There, I stood up for Stan

 

[Vitani]

I love the muscles and veins on Stan, I don’t think any other toy from BD has them that defined, and they feel pretty awesome too. Now that one thing that bothers me about it it’s the curve, too curvy, lol, and the head is too big. But the muscle look is bad ass, Beowolf from Hankey has a similar look/Feel , and my own Cygnus was inspired by it. There, I stood up for Stan

This is an opinion thread. Glad you like it, but this thread isn't about models you like the looks of. The title is literally...'Which Toy Looks WORST to you aesthetically?'

 

[ChaiSaberdeer]

Meatcanyon is an absolute scourge lol. That shape and aesthetic is supremely off-putting.

Abyss is just thicc knockoff Tempest. They look nearly identical in curvature and texture.

Like others, I simply can't get behind Stan either. Looks like Popeye's forearm lol