Review - Hismith Premium Sex Machine [Male]

Kiran

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Hello!

I've posted that I bought a Hismith Sex Machine, and I need to talk a little about it as it was requested.

Being a male, I spent some time researching and looking at accessories for it. I wanted to use it with my BD toys, both with masturbators and with dildos. So, I got pretty much all the necessary accessories : a suction cup adaptor, a velcro type of attachment a longer rod extention and a springy extention.

First, I got a good customer support when asking questions because I wanted the machine that I can control with my phone. I had some issues receiving the suction cup adaptor though, it took sometimes because there was no stock in Canada. But they gave me the tracking number after contacting them.

Unpacking that machine and assembling it was great and simple. You receive it in a transport bag perfect to store it, but there is no room for other accessories though. You could make them by digging the styrofoam though.

Using it is pretty simple. The wired controler provided with the machine is simple, the remote is also a breeze and the app is truly simple to use. But here comes the part where I will get into much more details.

My first "ride" was with Nix. And so, I attached the velcro adapter and found the right way to attach Nix to it. It was simple due to the elasticity and the length of velcro. But using it made me have a few issues. First, my penis is not straight up, having a left curve. So, I had to position the machine right in a weird angle in front of me, I had to sit in a bizarre position and then activate the machine. The tail of Nix was getting rocked on either the floormat OR my body, and also the "strenght" needed by the machine to masturbate me made the machine moves, which eventually, when I tried to raise the speed, made the toy "release" my penis and then it was a need to stop the machine, reposition myself and the machine, yidi yada. I kept it at about 30% of the max speed in my weirdly sit position to finish the job. If I can find a way to get a nice position with the machine, I honestly think that with all my masturbators (Nix, Janine Muzzle and Sofia) I will be enjoying hand free masturbation with the machine. But to get so, I will need to have a better way to adjust the height.

You see, the rods used to adjust height are small. The machine, at it's heighest, reech my knees. So, I cannot get myself on the bed while the machine is on the floor. And since I toy safely, I am not going to put the machine on the bed. It is risky that it falls and all, so... This is for me the biggest problem with the machine. It would need longer vertical rod to have more heights and angle possibilities. I plan a next session, but this time instead on being sit, I will lay myself on my back and place the machine on my side in the direction of my penis angle instead in front of me. It will probably be better and less "risky" of involontary machine movement. I also plan to try my Mason's Paw on it with a ton of lube on my penis and the paw, maybe in a dark for the GITD effect and just so if rubbing the paw will allow me to reach climax! So, I already have some plan for some "penis fun" that I need to try out as you can see.

I then took a second ride, this time having received the suction cup adapter, with my small Kelvin. I had to find the right position again, but this time there was not weird shitty sitting position with a weird angle. It was as simple as me getting on all four in front of the machine, then lower the angle a little, adjust depth, lube up and I was able to test out a few settings of the machine with relative ease. I first set the depth the the "middle" setting. The depth is adjusted by a "screw" to position the rod firmly from what I could say a "0 to 100" position, 0 being the smallest thrusting depth. I put the machine in the farthest depth postion, got Kelvin slightly in so that I will not have issue of the toy getting out and not be able to get it in back without stopping the machine. And then the fun part began!!! I put the machine on, and raised speed slowly. I had to put it around 15% I think before it was strong enough to push Kelvin in. Slowly raising speed, getting to know the movement, I got a little to excited and raised it over 50%, 60%, etc and the more I got the speed up, I was no longer able to keep up with the rythm at all, the toy got out, the machine jumped. I stopped it, repositionned myself and kept it to 45% speed. So, my limit for now at middle depth on speed is 45%. I did not want to experience longer thrust, so I think this is, with Kelvin and my anal capacity, is my current limit. But oh my... It was reaching a lot of nice spots, timing myself with the rythm, rubbing my penis a few moments sometimes, what a fucking great experience! But it was not over, I need to know some other limits!!!

I stopped it and put the depth at 0%. Same as before, I got Kelvin slightly in and started the machine. Once again action began around 15% speed. But god damn it I can take Kelvin in that position at 100% speed without issue! Since the machine is doing less movement, it stays more in place and it provides some nice rough moments! This is fucking something great to experience. You need to know that all my anal experience a pure solo experience. I never got a girl friend that wanted to peg me, and I have no interest of MtM anal relation. So, all I got was either wird positions to be able to put toys in with not much thrusting possibilities, or being on all for with the toy attached to a small table and those kind of things, so steady 15-20 minutes of thrusting was never something I experienced. And I am glad that I will be able to enjoy it now with the machine!

But I have some issues with it that need some thinking for solving the issues. First, as I mentioned, height of the machine is an issue for me. I would like to be able to lay in my bed while I use the machine. So, it would need maybe 4 feet rods for that. I got some, but they are just a little too large and I cannot use them to assemble the machine. Second, the suction cup adapter is too small. It's perfect for my small Kelvin at a 3.5cm diameter, but my Medium David base is bigger than that, so, in the case I was able to, I cannot use it with my Medium David. Not that I want for now, I had a hard time to use it at first and still have. So, I would need a bigger suction cup adapter. And also, for non suction cup dildos like a non BD toy I have and my medium Winston's Tail (which would be perfect for reaching David size eventually), I need to find a way to attach them up to the machine with I do not know what... I saw some DIY attachments with rubber bands, so it will require experience. Personnaly, I would bye an accessory that would allows me to easily attach my dildos. I will try it with the velcro adapter I have, but I do not know if it will work out.

As of this writing, my third session is in preperation right now with my prostate vibrator raising my excitement, putting me close to or possibly giving me a good orgasm and the after a quick break to get in place with the machine, just get fucked for I don't know how long with my baby doll on. I hope it will goes well like my second ride!

As a last information, if you plan to get one, get a ton of lube. At least water based, in my case I use only water based lube. Since the machine can go pretty fast, the lube will be used and you will need to reapply at certain interval.

I'll take photos another day to post them up here to show you what it looks like.

Hope you enjoyed!!!
 

Goldybollox

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Thanks for the review Kiran. I found it helpful in my considerations for getting one of these machines. You've confirmed some of my concerns with positioning and movement but I think I can work around those issues. As far as attaching larger toys goes, I was thinking that Velcro cable tie strip would work quite well. You can buy it in different widths and it usually comes in a long coil ( about 50') so you can just cut it to a length that suits.
 

Kiran

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There might also be a way to make a "kliclok" plate bigger with a small amount of work.
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As you can see, cutting the attaching part and putting it on a bigger plate might be doable. I'll study that.

For positioning, my issue is really for penis play. but during my last session, I placed the machine at my front left, so not directly in front of me. I was either on all four or on my knee, just helping guiding Janine Muzzle if needed. It worked perfectly perfectly this time. And before that I used it again for anal play, once again with my small Kelvin. It was once again a great ride, in addition to have spiced up my play a little with me wearing some feminine garment that boosted my excitation a lot.

So for now, after 3 sessions, there is absolutly no regret except maybe 1 : Why did I not get that earlier in my life?

This is honestly a great buy for me, for now far better than my sex doll.
 

Kiran

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They have an amazon warehouse in Canada, so shipping is fast AND there was no duty. I asked them those kind of question right on their website. The cost in CAD got to 900$, but I had the machine the spring, the 3.5 inches plate and the 30cm extension. The machine was 500 euro, the spring 40, the plate and extension 35 each. And I had a 10% discount for halloween. So total of 550 euro and with all the exchange rate thingies, it reached 900$ CAD.
That 900$ was a far better expense than my 3000$ sex doll.

hope I answers your question!
 
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An_afro

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They have an amazon warehouse in Canada, so shipping is fast AND there was no duty. I asked them those kind of question right on their website. The cost in CAD got to 900$, but I had the machine the spring, the 3.5 inches plate and the 30cm extension. The machine was 500 euro, the spring 40, the plate and extension 35 each. And I had a 10% discount for halloween. So total of 550 euro and with all the exchange rate thingies, it reached 900$ CAD.
That 900$ was a far better expense than my 3000$ sex doll.

hope I answers your question!
Damn sounds like you have a pretty good setup, but that price tag though makes me cry.
 

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I've seen that Hismith now sells a sex machine stand. Getting that might help you with the height problem. Also, they sell spring adapters that can help you with positioning the toys by being able to bend them to where you need them.
 
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