Dungeon of Diplomacy

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Well hello there! Just your friendly neighborhood ambassador here to report on my increasingly exotic collection of extraterrestrial dick.

Wild how just a month ago I only owned one dildo and it was boring, human and totally ignored in my bag of tricks. Now that number has grown exponentially and I'm about ready to throw that poor original vanilla dick in a fire.

I'm glad to start this journey into depravity with the dick that started it all: Echo small size, medium firmness bought on October 30 of this year from the inventory. At the time I had no idea how ordering from Bad Dragon went and was going to buy one in Halloween Black, but upon figuring out how long it might take I wanted to try something sooner so I'd have an opinion by Black Friday. Well, needless to say, Echo had my attention.

http://imgur.com/a/ekjqf7C

Not the most exciting for color, but this boy is still my favorite for feel. I'm hoping to get a prettier replacement one day. I may go custom, but due to the embargo on fades for this beauty not even sure what I'd order. For now I'll probably browse adopts and secondhand for my perfect peen.

 

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Next we have a collection of my more terrestrial tallywackers...

http://imgur.com/a/pqxQZ8X

My second sexy purchase was for the beautiful silver and purple Thunder from Dread the Empire on Etsy. I immediately fell in love with the wispy fade and gorgeous sculpt. Feels great too . Also bonus UV reactive pretty-ness. My mini echo was just a cute find on Black Friday. Probably impractically small, but terribly cute.

 

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And now we move on to the less... average alien. These were all actually acquired on Black Friday (along with the mini Echo from the previous post). These were a bit more of an uncertain purchase, so the deal on BD Black Friday was the perfect time to experiment. Still on the fence about some of these models, but mini Sleip was a definite winner. Trent's alright, but at the moment he's more of a warm up than the main event (that honor still goes to Echo...for now).

http://imgur.com/a/H8GSeeL

I also have pending a custom order from BD for a small Sleipnir, Nova, and Nox. As well, a not so little second hand adopt from the lovely @Zamia of a medium Croxic from TTC. Hopefully I am up to the challenge .