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DocMordecai

DocMordecai

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Sadly, I need to part with some of my April Fool's Day Toys. I found a lump on my dog Uma, she needs surgery to remove it and determine what steps to take next if it's malignant, benign, or if it has spread at all...I attached some proof of the surgery (and of course a photo of Uma)- not sure what to do and am stressed out. Any little bit will help at this point!

Each one of these has never been used. The Fire Hydrant has been opened. The Rubber Duke and Jerry are unopened. Each toy will include a random miscellaneous goody with them (BD stickers- includes some holiday ones, BD postcards / holiday cards, random squishable). I sanitized the Fire Hydrant and bagged it- it could not be boiled due to the cum tube.

If you have any questions, please ask!
I will be free to ship these on Tuesdays and Wednesdays for the most part- I may get time after work to ship sooner.

The Bestest Girl.JPGProof_Surgery Estimate.JPG

RULES
  • Auctions Start with Minimum Bid of what I initially paid for them
  • Full payment via PayPal due at the end of the auction
  • Shipping from Fairbanks, AK 99701 via USPS
  • Shipping is NOT included in the price and will be determined after auction ends.



END DATE FOR ALL AUCTIONS: 7/6/2023 @ 8pm AKST

Min. Bid Increase: $5.00


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Fire Hydrant 2017:

SB: $100
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BD_Fire Hydrant Up Close.jpg



Rubber Duke 2022:

SB: $50.00
BD_Rubber Duke Up Close.jpg


Jerry 2023:

SB: $60
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Thank you for looking!
 
DocMordecai

DocMordecai

Member
joranbresa said:
Any information about the dimensions?
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Hi!
I found the official dimensions for Jerry and Rubber Duke
Jerry Dimensions.JPG
Duke Dimensions.JPG


And I was able to measure the Fire Hydrant by hand:
Head Circumference: ~10 inches
Shaft Circumference: ~10 inches
Shaft Base Circumference: ~11 inches
Total Length: ~11-12 inches
Note: This toy is thick And has a pretty steady thickness throughout its shaft- the head only has a round "point" which quickly rounds down to the 10 inch circumference, the base of the shaft has a very very mild taper to 11 inches. The body does have "nubs" on the sides which add to the 10 inches. Overall this toy is girthy and would be extremely difficult to safely use- although it is a very fun novelty toy.
 
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Sindry

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Damn the fire hydrant is pretty cool actually. I'd almost get it if it wasnt for me living in the EU
 
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