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  • In other news, Gelatinous Creation's Dreadnought, Fantasy Grove's Amanita & Twilight Meadow's Huldra are my new fave toys :love:
    Amanita is so amazing that I want it in a different size as well. That cap.... phew! got the large & it's a workout; I want a more casual size too 😅
    plus special shoutout to Gorilla Machine's Ormr for being the BEST warm-up toy/ girth trainer (y)
    interesting to see how long it took me to figure out my prefences wrt size, shape, firmness, texture... the first ~10 toys were kinda hit & miss! I guess there's just no real way to know what'll feel good if you've never tried that firmness/ type of shape etc before :unsure: But my last 5 were all spot on & I feel like I can judge what shapes & textures will work for me much better now.
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    I used to buy exclusively 0030 but now I'm all 0050 or FIRMER 🔥
    The thing was, I hated my firm mainstream toys. they felt AWFUL! so naturally I went SOFT after that. turns out the problem wasn't their firmness but their matte finish which feels really draggy & awful on my bits. Most indies are way smoother & I love that! But I love the impact firmer toys have; I just feel the shapes better. I also love steel & glass!
    Spent some time updating & filling in my toy spreadsheet, proud of myself ✨
    I like to keep an overview of when & where I got it, firmnesses, price, any flops etc
    DTE are shipping to germany again!!!! finally got the Volente of my dreams, a gorgeous pumpkin spice pour in 0050 >:3
    started experimenting with sounding & just did it for the second time & like.......... it's so good 😳😍💦
    freaking love my XCA Cyerce Symbiont & want to get MORE VAG PLUGS :V
    however haven't quite figured out the lube situation yet bc water-based doesn't last long enough for me :/
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    update: Sliquid Silk hybrid lube my beloved........... I tested it on most of my toys & have had no issues. love the texture/ feel of it & it actually lasts!!
    I have a gorgeous HPE Aldrich in small/0030 that I want to trade for a 0050..... gotta make a proper WTT post later. it's my first/ so far only HPE toy & my god THE SPARKLE 😭✨
    I just got my first HPE toy!! got it 2nd hand on here, a s/s Aldrich. Absolutely love it!! So sparkly & shimmery & glossy ✨
    I want to kiss it....
    lol obviously the next thing I did after saying I want to focus on smaller toys is to go ahead and buy a 22.5" tentacle :oops:🤣
    I got it 2nd hand on here & couldn't pass up the chance! it just arrived and IT'S SO GORGEOUS I REGRET NOTHING
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    (also while it's Extremely Long, it's not actually very girthy, esp the tip, which is very slender! so u see I can perfectly justify this.....)
    I'm re-evaluating my toy use a bit.... I've been too focussed on large toys wether or not they actually felt good to use. I was more focussed on getting a sense of accomplishment or bragging rights, & on working up to fisting, than on actually enjoying myself. been equating bigger toys with queer cred fsr
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    & I *know* that's bullshit. but I felt like I had to prove something, I guess.
    Anyway, gonna look for small & medium toys now. Maybe I'll work up to larger in time, maybe I won't, but I'm not gonna push myself anymore. I'm gonna center my pleasure & nothing else
    The first of my black friday dongs just arrived!! :0 I hadn't expected it for another week or so, I'm so excited!! I'll have to take pics later; she's really beautiful! metallic purple/ black swirled spiky Tongue from Sinful Fantasies in 00-30. feels AMAZING orally omg 😭 💘
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    (I'll never be able to resell a toy as 'never used' bc the first thing I do after unboxing & washing is inevitably to put it in my mouth, suck & lick it. oral stim is my favourite 💖💞)
    super glad I got it in 00-30 instead of 00-50 bc the spikes look intimidating but feel Very Good in soft 😊
    my Organic Robot toy finally arrived!! it looks absolutely stunning, the colours are very subtle and have some absolutely incredibly subsurface shimmer going on! I've only tried it once but haven't really figured out a good position yet. Cleaning it is a nightmare XD
    I have 4 (four) toys on the way and I cannot WAIT ugh!!!! I get so impatient & then I'm tempted to just buy more as if that'll speed up international shipping 🙈
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    Now that I own two whole fantasy toys (one of which I still haven't conquered.....), I'm coming to the realisation that I strongly prefer my toys soft or supersoft (mine are both 00-30 but I feel could be squishier!) BUT would love medium/ firm grindables 🤔 The soft just doesn't give enough pressure on my external bits idk!
    Today was my first ever drop & I wanted to buy a specific toy..... a mini Slavermaw flop with one of its tips missing ;___; but it was gone within seconds 😭
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    yeah.... Here's to hoping they won't forever be this high in demand 🤞 (like the Kappa)
    my laptop is also really old & slow, which gives me bad odds during drops I suppose! I've had great luck finding other toys in the specs I want & gorgeous pours just hanging out in inventory not during drops though.
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    I've heard some people with slow computers prefer to use their smartphones for fast drops, but I don't use my phone for Internet. My pc is good, but I've only tried twice for Slavermaws (without luck). Not exactly a priority right now for me. I'm hoping to snag something nice from next Made To Were's drop :3
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    yes, I've had my eyes on their Nerites too! I really like the look of their tentacle as well, & they always do such gorgeous ribbony pours :love:
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    A toy I got had some surface defects, tiny bubbles that would impact hygiene. I was really bummed out about it, & it took me ages to defeat my over-developed sense of conflict avoidance & contact the seller BUT once I actually did, they were super helpful!!
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    (also it was super hard trying to photograph things less than a millimeter on a shiny surface orz) They really worked with me since international shipping complicates refunds. I'll update once I've got the new toy!
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    I might get a medium Ceela once the european partner to SBF opens shop...... buying one without having to pay an arm & a leg for shipping & customs would RULE
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    alas, Dirty Birdy doesn't seem to sell Ceelas (yet - I hope they'll add more models to their shop as time goes by!)
    My large Ceela arrived!! I posted in the Sessions thread how my first try went.... let's just say my size goblin grabby hands were bigger than my holes 🤣
    This is the second time I'm making this mistake; buying a toy with too large a jump from its widest point to the widest I can actually take. will I ever learn? probably not,,
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    with it came three teenies and a black tentacle heart squishie in soft, and it has exactly the right size & texture & squishiness that my brain keeps telling me it's licorice. The urge to eat it is so strong......... (it has un-licorice-like intense multicolour shimmer, otherwise I might have already eaten it)
    Holy shit I just saw Organic Robot's newest model, can't remember the name bc it's a string of numbers, but wow I continue to be blown away by how AMAZING their sculpts look 👀 💦 This one has a chunky grindable base textured w grooves, a penetrable dip at the base of the shaft, & the shaft itself has one smooth & one textured side, & it kinda looks like a huge t-dick with labia frills? it's wild & I love it
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