Here's another toy that I was hesitant to sit down with and review. I mean, here we have a human dildo. Remarkable. Most people in this community scoff (perhaps rightly so) at anything so boring and unimaginative. But seeing as this toy has surprisingly shot up to being one of my favorites (second only to Ky'el), I figured it was worth taking a closer look at together.
First Impression:
So why did I have my eye on Archer in the first place you ask?
Well, I pride myself on having a collection that is well rounded to suit all of my personal tastes. I like to have something for every mood. Sometimes, I'm just not in the mood for exotic shapes, overly stimulating textures, or sizes that I need to be careful with or warm up to first. Plus, Archer in any realistic colors really weirds me out, and feels too uncanny valley to me, so it was a nice excuse to look for something really over the top and funky instead. (Normally I create extensive characters/creatures, and backstories for each toy. I like each one to have it's own distinct personality and look like it's attached to something.)
The Archer I found is ridiculously bright in person, and definitely stands out in my collection. Blue and pink is also a top tier color combo for me.
Model-wise, it is evident that Archer was designed with care. There are a lot of subtle details on him that really elevate it above your average brick-and-mortar porn shop selection. Instead of being uniformly round, Archer is actually pretty oblong in shape, appearing slimmer from the sides, but wider from a top down view. It is not as dramatic as his Legacy version, but they have kept true to his original spirit in that sense.
In Use (Vaginal):
My, oh my does Archer's head POP. And it's the the kind of pop that makes you cross your eyes. Mine is in small, I can only imagine how incredible it must be in a medium or large! That head ridge is superbly prominent, and it is the absolute highlight of this toy. I highly recommend the Cut version over the Uncut for this very reason.
The shaft has a very light taper to it, and because it is wider instead of more round, it spreads me in all the right ways. I absolutely LOVE the way it feels. Archer is a pretty easy toy to angle up and down with, and I encourage you to do this, because angling him downwards increases that spreading sensation and really draws it out in the most droolworthy way, while angling him upwards really digs that head ridge of his right at my G spot. Like...very seriously so. Like someone hooking their finger inside you and making you squirt that way so. It is....incredibly fucking good and makes me lose my mind.
And at the end of it all, when my body just physically couldn't take any more, I tried taking him back out only to find my vagina gripped tightly around that head ridge from cumming so much that it wouldn't let go of it without a tug that required some actual work lol.
I really didn't expect to love this toy as much as I do. And I'm even kinda ashamed to say that even with all the fantasy toys I've had and loved over the years that THIS one can do these things to me. But what can I say, Bad Dragon has taken something classic and mundane, and has just done it so well that it makes it something really and truly special.
Please don't do yourself a disservice and automatically write off Archer just because it's a human inspired toy. Make him an Orc, or a Mage or something in your head if that helps you, but this toy definitely gets two major thumbs up from me.
DO GET THIS TOY IF:
- You want to practice, or learn how to make yourself squirt
- You are after some quality G spot stim
- You want a toy that really POPS going in and out of you
DON'T GET THIS TOY IF:
- You really, really, really are tired of human dildos, or are hardcore against them (not recommended tho)
- You want a toy that is good for clit stim, or you need a toy that has that in combination with G spot targeting
- Popping sensations just really aren't your thing.
First Impression:
So why did I have my eye on Archer in the first place you ask?
Well, I pride myself on having a collection that is well rounded to suit all of my personal tastes. I like to have something for every mood. Sometimes, I'm just not in the mood for exotic shapes, overly stimulating textures, or sizes that I need to be careful with or warm up to first. Plus, Archer in any realistic colors really weirds me out, and feels too uncanny valley to me, so it was a nice excuse to look for something really over the top and funky instead. (Normally I create extensive characters/creatures, and backstories for each toy. I like each one to have it's own distinct personality and look like it's attached to something.)
The Archer I found is ridiculously bright in person, and definitely stands out in my collection. Blue and pink is also a top tier color combo for me.
Model-wise, it is evident that Archer was designed with care. There are a lot of subtle details on him that really elevate it above your average brick-and-mortar porn shop selection. Instead of being uniformly round, Archer is actually pretty oblong in shape, appearing slimmer from the sides, but wider from a top down view. It is not as dramatic as his Legacy version, but they have kept true to his original spirit in that sense.
In Use (Vaginal):
My, oh my does Archer's head POP. And it's the the kind of pop that makes you cross your eyes. Mine is in small, I can only imagine how incredible it must be in a medium or large! That head ridge is superbly prominent, and it is the absolute highlight of this toy. I highly recommend the Cut version over the Uncut for this very reason.
The shaft has a very light taper to it, and because it is wider instead of more round, it spreads me in all the right ways. I absolutely LOVE the way it feels. Archer is a pretty easy toy to angle up and down with, and I encourage you to do this, because angling him downwards increases that spreading sensation and really draws it out in the most droolworthy way, while angling him upwards really digs that head ridge of his right at my G spot. Like...very seriously so. Like someone hooking their finger inside you and making you squirt that way so. It is....incredibly fucking good and makes me lose my mind.
And at the end of it all, when my body just physically couldn't take any more, I tried taking him back out only to find my vagina gripped tightly around that head ridge from cumming so much that it wouldn't let go of it without a tug that required some actual work lol.
I really didn't expect to love this toy as much as I do. And I'm even kinda ashamed to say that even with all the fantasy toys I've had and loved over the years that THIS one can do these things to me. But what can I say, Bad Dragon has taken something classic and mundane, and has just done it so well that it makes it something really and truly special.
Please don't do yourself a disservice and automatically write off Archer just because it's a human inspired toy. Make him an Orc, or a Mage or something in your head if that helps you, but this toy definitely gets two major thumbs up from me.
DO GET THIS TOY IF:
- You want to practice, or learn how to make yourself squirt
- You are after some quality G spot stim
- You want a toy that really POPS going in and out of you
DON'T GET THIS TOY IF:
- You really, really, really are tired of human dildos, or are hardcore against them (not recommended tho)
- You want a toy that is good for clit stim, or you need a toy that has that in combination with G spot targeting
- Popping sensations just really aren't your thing.
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