USA Looking to buy f* machine

[DragonInBedford]

Hoping to add an f* machine to the lineup. Ken’s Twisted or something else of high quality. Trades are an option (i have a wheelbarrow full of dragons) or cash sale. US buyer, Paypal. Let me know what you’ve got!

 

[xVegetarianx]

Just so you know, buying a Fucking Machine is much like buying a car or a computer, because you can get cars and computers with lots of stuff missing and downgraded, or upgraded with everything they should have.

So make sure you look at all the specs and details, like...

• stroke lengths
• top speed
• horse power
• torque
• toy mountability
• sex positions for machine set up
• device compatibility with machine
• how you'll be able to keep machine from moving
• how you'll keep machine quiet
• how you'll be able to store the machine when not in use
• what add-on features are available for the machine

Fucking Machines
Cloud 9 Novelties
Extreme Restraints
F Machine
Hismith
Hug Her
Ken's Twisted Mind
Love Botz
My Love Machine
Orgasm Alley
Shock Spot
Stock Room

Also, if you do get a machine used, keep in mind that you may have to do repairs or replace parts, so get an idea of what those would cost before buying.

Also, buying a machine used will void the lifetime warranty of a machine purchase, but then again, even if you do by a machine new with a lifetime warranty, it still comes with strings attached, such as requiring you to send the entire thing back and to also pay for the shipping charges to and from whenever something needs repaired.